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    Thursday, July 16, 2009,
    ♥ Fujitsu Calmee Xena 500 whooping GB!

    I guess I own the chioest external HDD now.
    My mother is a really nice one. Not I want to haolian hor. I just mentioned in a pass when we walked past Harvey Norman this Monday that Yijie was gonna get a new laptop and that I feel that I need another ext HDD cos my current one is only 93GB. Don't ask me why the number is so odd. I think I got cheated of 160-93 = __GB. I rmb I purchased a 160GB one hor!

    CB! Now then I realise. I WAS STUPID. And it costed like 100++!!!

    Today, Thursday. My mom asked me to go find her @ her workplace after my school!
    1) To buy the HDD for me!
    2) To go home together cos I scared of stalker!

    And then we walked around and around and she just asked me which one I liked. I wasn't sure. I wanted a durable one instead of something that just catches my eye. So this salesman who knows my mom recommended Fujitsu. I was considering between WDElements, Buffalo, and Fujitsu.

    Buffalo got red colour! But name v odd! WD is plain but popular! Fujitsu I don't know! Pair up with my laptop I guess! Hahah!

    See, so chio. Like can even use it as mirror man... >.<

    LOVE IT.

    And I got the 500 GB one!!! Instead of the 320GB or 200GB. THE MORE THE MERRIER! :)

    Had dinner @ Ikea. Friggin full and I'm gonna try out my new HDD now and see if there's really 500GB! I understand it may only have say 498GB or what cos of some progs inside. Then never mind loh!

    WHEEEEEEE.

    PS: omg! it has pretty blue and pink lights! The wave ~~~ at the top corner there! PRetty!!!!!
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    Tuesday, July 14, 2009,
    ♥ Crazy me
    Question: What's better than a tall guy with a pretty, cute face that looks like a 5 year old with a hot and toned 21year old body (Refer below, pls ignore the super hiao Taec on the left)?


    Answer: Jay.


    Just gotta show off my new addition to my collection of his topless photos:

    His face looks shocked but actually, his body really managed to shock me instead.
    Wait, who am I kidding?
    I'm so not shocked until his 9th and 10th pacs for the faces of our children to be tattooed on pops out! =p

    I love High Cut magazine. They always make him strip! :D
    Keep going man! Your magazines will SEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL.
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    ♥ The wise old sage

    And they say, words of wisdom often comes from the wise old sage.

    I wonder, if Oreo will be able to advise me on the direction of my life in future?
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    ♥ Happy 2nd birthday, Oreo!
    Time for something happy on my blog after all the kanjiong-ings.

    Today's Oreo's 2nd birthday! And ONLY I REMEMBERED it when I woke up. The rest of the family are all heartless!!!

    I do not have new photos of Oreo so here's some cute ones of her:



    Do note that Oreo's not that small-sized now anymore. She was just pro @ acting mini in all these photos. But still, she's adorable :) She's a lovely companion. And I feel sorry for not being able to bring her on walks often. :( somemore now got pervert around here, I don't dare to walk her alone ah!

    I know this is random but
    I love my mommy!


    And coffee buns! Lol.

    Week 14 (next week) is gonna be hell for me cos I've got
    1) Crisis group proj due on Mon
    2) Beh. mod. common test which I believe is on Tuesday?
    3) WISP group proj due on Thurs (France!)
    4) Mind Quest Essay 1 due on Thurs

    Week 15 aint gonna be easy as well cos there's
    1) Beh mod Assignment 1 (redo)
    2) Beh mod Assignment 2 (continuation of 1) both due on 31 July
    3) Service learning project to carry out in school like OMFG. Its 14 July now!! And we gonna meet the org tomorrow. Hopefully everything will run smoothly.
    4) Mind Quest Grp Proj due on Thurs

    I'm sure I still have more WISP and Mind Quest assignments to do but I'm just lazy to check. Ugh. FML.

    And now, I GOTTA DO MY INTAKE INTERVIEW DUE ON FRIDAY BUT I'M GIVING MYSELF TILL THURSDAY ONLY! Cos Friday no sch!

    Wed gotta go town to observe ppl. Stupid. Waste time.

    I suddenly feel so sick of studying and I'm super dreading the idea of going to Uni now. Grrrrrrrr.

    Can I just marry a rich and hot guy? Please intro. Thank you.


    Edit: 5 new photos of Oreo taken as Estel came home early!

    Pretty white dress.

    "Ah"!
    And then she went "Eh"!

    Favourite sleeping and monitoring situation outside spot: By the door.
    Nobody walks past? Just lie down and sleep.
    Got people walk past? Keep lying down and bark while in that position.

    Like ultimate LAZY LOH!

    Now she emoing there as I'm typing this again!

    OMG!

    She has like the cutest tongue and furry limbs ever!

    *I apologise on Oreo's behalf for having the same expresssion throughout the photoshoot. She's not exactly model calibre.
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    Saturday, July 11, 2009,
    ♥ I did it
    Nope, I didn't manage to find a boyfriend within these few short days. But the space is still open if you people got any good (meaning, good looking, is willing to send me home and nice) recommendations.

    But I was surfing the Singapore Police Force web and then I came across this option of submitting a police report online.

    So I tried it.

    And voila! It was sent.

    Call me kiasi or OVER or any names you want, but I think it is better to inform the police authorities of any suspicious characters around.

    I'm the ultimate Singaporean. Hello, we pay taxes. Why can't I just use the police resources once in a while? I never used it before anyway. Oh wait, I did once, in sec sch when I lost a donation card and was required to make a police report of it in case someone misuses it. =.= The problem is I think I lost it at home or what. Kinda stupid but yeah. We went ahead to the Hougang Branch, I think.

    Back to my issue.
    What's more, this is punggol. Such a secluded place. Perfect place for crime, even in the hot afternoon.

    And I don't think this concerns only me, but also my sisters. Especially now that my younger sister has night study prog till 9PM EVERYDAY for like all the way till her prelims. I can't help worrying for her, other than myself.

    Not only my own family, I thought about other girls who are currently oblivious to this suspicious and supposedly dangerous character.

    I don't care if it was just a mistake and he actually turns out to be a resident of my block or what. I don't care if this makes me become unable to enter PPSD for my internship or what.

    I think safety is more important though. Police HQ should be set in Punggol can? Not some bustling hot area like Ang mo kio. Beside MRT station or what somemore. Like seriously...?

    Although I knew that reporting it is most probably useless and they probably can't do anything, at least I know I did what I was most supposed to do.

    I really feel like I'm getting either agoraphobia (avoiding public/unfamiliar places) or punggol phobia. On one hand, I'm afraid of stepping out of my house for fear for meeting any mishap. On the other hand, I have felt SUPER SAFE whenever I was on the bus, waiting for buses, in class or in school these few days. I also think about instances if ppl will break into my house when I'm alone and take me away or what. I really am the sort that imagine things A LOT.

    Maybe I'm having a mixed phobia or you can say... 自相矛盾 phobia.
    @ least I admitted that I may be having some sort of phobia okay. Some ppl will just be in denial... but well, seriously, ever since long ago, I have always wished I could stay @ home like for as long as possible. Now that this kind of thing happened, my wish for that has grown even more stronger.

    I wish I was someone famous like Beyonce who needs bodyguards even though she was just walking for about 14metres on the pavement and have to resort to driving to the mall that was opposite her house. @ least she's safe. Lol.

    Or, I wish I would marry a filthy rich man and be able to stay home all the time. Go out also got chauffeur. At home also got servants to accompany. Wahlao. Damn shiok lah...

    WIVES OF RICH HUSBANDS, I TOTALLY ENVY YOU!
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    Wednesday, July 08, 2009,
    ♥ Paranoia
    I admit that I'm really freaked out right now when I think about all the possible things that could happen if I meet the stalker again.

    I couldn't even sleep last night although I had my interview today. I was just scared and really unwilling to wake up and go to school knowing that I have to go home eventually.

    I keep thinking why must this happen to me when I'm obviously someone who ALWAYS stays @ home. I stayed home practically for like 8/10 of my life. And when I finally have no choice but to go out, and somemore its for school, not like unhealthy activities like clubbing or what, this freaky thing happened to me.

    Here's a description of the guy before I forget:

    Chinese, Male
    Age should be ranging from mid/late 20s to 30s... I'm not sure.
    Was wearing a formal shirt and pants (black and black) on Tuesday 7+pm
    Smokes
    Unkempt hair
    Eyes seem quite big and scary
    Other features I forgot already
    Slightly taller than me. Maybe only around 170.
    Was eating @ the 24hr coffeeshop @ Blk196 initially.


    So people, if I really meet with any mishap, please use these details and nab the culprit for me. Thank you.

    Serf brought up a really good idea of asking me to check if my lift has cctv. If it has, can ask for the tape on that day and check if the guy's really a resident there and his behaviour in the lift since I didn't dare to look straight at him.

    I'm also considering making a police report on suspicious character as suggested by Weiyee. But I'm afraid that they will just brush me off saying that I'm too paranoid and I think too much.

    Grace told me to wear long pants now and NEVER GET INTO SAME LIFT AS HIM EVER AGAIN. Sure, I won't.

    I just hope someone will be @ home nowadays when I reach home...
    And also, Serf and Grace told me not to go home on fixed timings. Well, a difficult task for me since I like chionging home the moment school ends...
    And I keep bothering myself with many possibilities of him possibly being a jobless person and will just spend his whole day here waiting for me or what. And the next time he strikes might be say months or 1 year later so that I will let my guard down.

    I stuffed myself with lots of rice in school today so that I will have energy to fight when I go home. Even when I was sleeping @ home alone today, in the evening, I was afraid he might just suddenly break into my house or what. And my Oreo isn't exactly a very scary dog. Lets just hope he has dog phobia.

    I think I'm developing lift, men, men in formal wear, corridor, staircase phobias. I used to like being alone and independent so much but I don't think I can ever be the same anymore. If you would like to volunteer to see my home to my door, leave me a message. HAHA. I don't mind.

    And GUYS, this is not a funny issue. STOP HAHAHA-ING ME or I'll just turn nasty and cut friendship ties with you!

    Now I'm super envious and jealous of girls who have boyfriends!!!

    FML!
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    Tuesday, July 07, 2009,
    ♥ I was almost raped.
    No, I'm not kidding!!

    I HATE HORNY BASTARDS!!!


    Today I was walking home from the coffeeshop and I passed by this man in formal attire who was still eating and staring @ me all the way until I passed him and I couldn't turn back to check if he was still eyeing me or not.

    Then I took my usual path to my block, which is secluded and you rarely will bump into people you know there. Then I sensed somebody behind me. I immediately off my ipod and kept it, while walking still.

    Then when I reached this part which is behind my block and has many pillars and walls, I started to kanjiong cos the guy was still there. I turned around and he went to hide @ the side pillar there.

    I scared!!!! Luckily I saw a few people in front so I walked faster but unfortunately, they were heading towards the carpark instead of going into the lift. So I chionged into the lift and pressed 6 and CLOSE!

    Then as the door was 4/5 closed and I was feeling happy, THE GUY SHOWED UP OUTSIDE THE LIFT AND PRESSED OPEN!

    And the bloody lift OPENED FOR GOD DAMN SAKE!!!

    HE CAME IN, STOOD ON MY LEFT AND PONDERED FOR A WHILE BEFORE PRESSING 15.

    OMG. Press lift number also need to ponder. confirm is not live here one!!!!
    Then I started hyperventilating and almost got a heart/panic attack while breaking out in cold sweat. Thinking of possible scenarios that could happen.

    He was looking @ me ALL THE TIME. Like totally checking me out from head to toe. Eye rape!
    Yucks! And then you know what, I suspect he was trying to grab me from behind when I exit but then we both realised then he was smoking @ that time.

    SMOKING IN THE LIFT SOMEMORE!

    He continued to look @ me and almost burned a hole on my left profile because of his intense gaze. Super uncomfortable. I mean, I've had guys look @ me but not in such a confined space and such scary timing and distance, and ALONE!

    finally, reaching 6. And @ this moment, I SAW HIM FRANTICALLY CHECKING THE CORRIDOR OF MY LEVEL TO SEE IF THERE'S PEOPLE OR NOT. Here's the time to decide if I was gonna retain my virginity or lose it to some fucking bastard. I got the creeps when I was walking out.

    LUCKILY MY NEIGHBOURS' DOOR WAS OPENED AND SOMEONE WAS STANDING OUTSIDE THERE. SO IF I SCREAM, THIS PERSON WILL BE ABLE TO RESCUE ME IN TIME.

    So, he saw got people, he stepped back and I got out and rushed to my door while shivering.


    The most intense 3 minutes of my life.

    And Yijie told me that he will remember my face and follow me AGAIN. OMG!!! I DON'T WANT!!! Tell me to carry penknife, acid, sharp weapon and kick his balls. -.-

    I seriously think I'm not strong enough, physically. I can't even beat Lynn's strength leh.

    And I told my mom who was originally happily chatting on her phone about her stupid colleague (Cindy the imbecile) who got admitted into IMH by her husband. Lol. husband call IMH come fetch her. Tsk tsk tsk. Finally my mom can be free of her claws.

    Anyway my mom told me to not go into lift next time and go to a crowded place to call her. Then I told her, WHERE GOT CROWDED PLACE IN PUNGGOL ONE?!?!?!

    Even our playground is like dead. Kids usually play @ night. I don't know why. Maybe I was seeing ghosts. Basketball court only some nights will have. Seriously, most crowded place is coffee shop and if I immediately turn to head back, I WILL HAVE TO FACE HIM. Then walk past him even worse right!! Scully he just grab me and knock me unconscious.

    REALLY. PUNGGOL IS A BAD RESIDENTAL ESTATE. Not safe for pretty girls like me. LOL. Beauty is a sin. Now I finally really get what it means.

    Why I always meet disgusting stalkers? Like the bus driver of 62. Up till now I still see him occasionally but now I smart already. I check the driver everytime it closes up and if its him, I will die die enter the bus on the right stairs. So don't need to walk PAST him. IF not he will wave in my face like he did last time. Act close with me only. Yucks.

    I need a STRONG BODYGUARD BOYFRIEND WHO CAN ESCORT ME HOME NOW. Lol. Actually, don't need strong. Just someone to accompany me. HAHA.

    FML LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AND I GOT INTERVIEW TOMORROW @ 12.20PM!!!!
    FML LAH!!!!

    And please don't say I think too much and overrated myself because if you think logically, will someone who had been eating while you were walking home suddenly eat so fast and catch up with you to enter the same lift? And why hide when I turn around? OMG. SERIOUSLY, FML!!!

    +++ I never dress sexily or revealing today hor!! Just my normal clothes okay! Top + shorts. And my shorts are not even the shortest one. One of the longest one I own in fact! You know, the red cotton on shorts. And I carrying big bulky backpack. SO UNAPPEALING CAN.
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    ♥ HATE INTERNSHIP STUFF
    NP PCS kinda suck.
    I think they do not think from the perspective of a student.

    Why other courses don't need resume and we need? (Yijie went to investigate other courses!) Okay fine. If you say its to train and prepare u for it, I accept. Same goes for cover letter. I don't mind doing it.

    That aside, why the fucking hell do we need to do needs analysis and a presentation for the interview?

    Needs analysis UNNECESSARY because they have obviously stated what they want us to do for them in the job scope thing. WHAT THEY NEED FROM US.

    What for make us do extra work amidst all these work that we have on our hands now?

    And what? Ben brought up a good point. we were given 5 days to do and complete 15% of our 25 credits internship for next sem.

    Great. In fact, its not 5 days. Count. We signed up and confirmed a place on Saturday night 10pm. So we have Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

    3 days. Woohoo.
    Wednesday 10am pass up even if our interview is not on Wednesday. Its fair to all pass up on the same time but isn't it TOOOOOO RUSHED?

    And why must we have the chance to 'fail' the interview? Then they will match you with the remaining ones. Please. What if other ppl all pass theirs? Just a scenario. If others all pass, means I can only go to the last spot available and thats not even called matching. Its THROWING THE REMAIN INTO WHEREVER POSSIBLE.

    Illogical.

    And SAY WHAT?!

    The earliest possible interview is tomorrow. Today, AT THIS MOMENT, 4.30pm in school, THE SCHEDULE FOR THE INTERVIEW SESSIONS IS STILL NOT OUT YET.

    NOT FUCKING OUT YET.

    What is it?

    They expect efficiency from us but are they actually even efficient themselves?


    And why am I doing so many extra things as compared to other courses' students when my internship will MOST PROB NOT PAY ME?

    No money. Need to pay school fees. Need to do cover letter. Need to do resume. Need to do visual CV. Need to do needs analysis. Need to do a 5 min presentation THEN go through the usual kind of interview after the presentation. Need to wait to be rejected. Need to kio lak sap if I fail the interview (pick rubbish. I don't know the exact pronunciation and can't type it accurately). Need to do a Final Year Project other than the internship (4000 fucking words). Need to organise some celebration event after the whole thing. Need to do some bloody reflection.

    SO MANY THINGS NEED TO DO.

    Here's a suggestion:

    Why don't the wankers (word borrowed from ben) do a needs analysis of PCS students for us?

    And then present to us. See. Is it logical?

    We are only poly students. Not uni.

    FML!

    As if I'm not frustrated enough, SOMEONE has to keep commenting on my appearance EVERYDAY and cannot even refute me except for saying "I know but you still look like a ghost."

    I LOVE THE FACT THAT I LOOK LIKE A GHOST COS EVERYONE LOOKS HUMAN. MEANS IM SPECIAL. IM UNIQUE. BESIDES, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A GHOST LOOK LIKE? EVER SEEN ONE BEFORE? I HEARD THAT GHOSTS GOT COLOURS ONE. NOT WHITE. VENGEFUL SPIRITS ARE RED. GOOD SPIRITS ARE GREEN. COMMIT SUICIDE ONES ARE BLACK. Need more education? Come & ask me. And if you still don't understand, then I hope I scare you to death the very next time you say I look like a ghost.
    Then, we'll see who's the ghost.

    I'm not angry over the ghost thing and the white thing. But I just don't need to be reminded every single day about how fair I am and how much I look like a ghost. I don't even insult you, why do you have so much to say? I've been said Im fair all my life. And look like a ghost half of my life. Its not as if I don't know and I got dementia to need someone to remind me I'm fair. I'm a ghost.

    It just gets irritating when I've done nothing to deserve it. I'm borne like that so I just embrace this fact.

    Since you've insulted me so much, here's one from me back to you:
    At least, I look better as a female than you do as a male.


    Don't bother to debate. I know I'm not ugly. I'm not hell pretty. But still, I'm better than you.
    Even if want to insult is also I INSULT YOU. Not the other way round. What rights do you have?

    And the more you comment on my red shorts, the more I'm gonna wear them.

    PISSED @ everything!!!
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    Friday, July 03, 2009,
    ♥ AH!

    Look @ this pair of father and son! The son is imitating his father's expression in the 2 pictures! LMAO! So damn cute! And thats a really big baby there...


    Moving on to my hot guys. I have no idea why the pictures I uploaded as large turned out as mini. If you're interested, click it or what. Otherwise, scram.

    Jay looks sooooooo cute. Like a toy.

    I realised that hotlinking the pictures make the pictures LARGE. So I hotlinked instead of upload some myself. The crucial ones of course. If the pictures don't work, I'll upload myself then!

    Here's the shot of the other guys' solo, acting charismatic, cool and sexy pictures.
    In case you don't know (which I think you really don't)
    The guys in the picture are as follow:

    Nickhun (the cute&pretty thai guy who keeps invading my dreams recently) | Junsu (the singer)
    Chansung (the oldest looking youngest glutton in the group) | Taecyeon (the sexy beastly dork)
    Junho (the baby Rain who has an amazing side profile) | Wooyoung (the one who looks hot now after going on a diet)

    So..... where's Jaebeom?

    My favourite guy? You must think I'm hopping mad cos they actually didn't give him a solo picture right?

    NO!





    In fact, I love love love love love love the magazine and photographer for giving him a FULL, I repeat, FULL, let me stress on that again, FULL, and TOPLESS~~~~

    Do you get it? TOPLESS!!

    I'm so excited that I haven't even finished typing that ONE SENTENCE!
    Here is it:

    In fact, I love love love love love love the magazine and photographer for giving him a full topless solo shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MUACKS!

    The 7th and 8th pac are becoming more and more visible now! YAHOO!! I'll be waiting for the 9th and 10th. Hope they pop out soon!



    And here's a tattoo suggestion to him from allkpop.com:


    SUCHA FINEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUGGESTION!!!!!!!!!!!! I highly support it!!!
    Then we'll get a 7 in 1 package!
    The last 2 pacs will be left for my picture and our future baby. :D

    Or if he really wants to fill it up soon, he can tattoo his own picture in. I don't mind.
    Then our baby(s) will just have the take the 9th and 10th spot :)


    My mother (Jay's future mother-in-law, grandmother of our babies) is a very awesome cook. PUMPKIN RICE FOR DINNER! YAY!

    PS: Forgot to mention the popping veins on his arm. Too bad the other arm got overshadowed. Grrrr.
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    Monday, June 29, 2009,
    ♥ <---what's the heart for? I HATE SI CINDY
    Early in the morning disturb my mother!!! 6+am leh!!!! Today is my mom's off day okay! And she's starting to lead me and lynn's kinda lifestyle now by sleeping really late. She was chionging Rosy Business last night. TILL 2+AM. Song bo!

    Then THE FAT BITCH CALLED MY MOM AND ASK HER TO GO AND WORK COS HER HEART PAIN. Heart pain then go and die. Don't keep giving excuses.

    I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO FUCKING LAZY AND SHAMELESS AND STUPID BEFORE.

    WHY IS BLOODY COURTS STILL USING HER?

    WHY?

    WHY?

    WHY?


    My mom was complaining to me this morning as she prepared.

    "ALL BECAUSE OF HER. Now my day very luan already."
    "Why luan?"
    "I intended to go grandma's house today! And I slept @ 2+am bcos I today off what! Then now like that. I'm going to fight for my rights already!"
    "Yeah, you should."

    I just wish that fat bitch will drop dead suddenly. It doesn't matter to Singapore cos she's really a useless person. Trust me. USELESS.

    Fuck. I HATE HER.

    WHY DOES MY MOTHER'S LIFE HAVE TO REVOLVE AROUND HER??
    WHY IS IT MY MOM WHO ALWAYS ACCOMMODATE?
    SHE CANNOT COMPROMISE MEH?!
    WHY IS SHE SO BLOODY FAT WITH SUPER SAGGING BOOBS?
    WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO 低能?????
    WHY HER HUSBAND ALSO SAME KIND AS HER?

    And that day also suddenly take leave cos her phone bill got cut off. OWE $400+ NEVER PAY!
    WHERE GOT PPL SO STUPID OWE UNTIL SO MUCH NV PAY?

    NO MONEY THEN DON'T USE TELEPHONE AND HANDPHONE.
    Don't monkey see monkey do. You are too retarded to know how to use one.

    FUCK!!
    I hope she gets fired soon. Or rather, NOW.
    Everyone dislikes her. My mom, the guy who originally worked there (but now no more), promoters, salesmen, managers, part-time ppl, cashiers, customer service ppl.... SO MANY!

    Her life sucks. But my mom's life sucks even more because she's in it.

    DAMN IT! CB!

    I am not vicious! I am just helping in eliminating useless people for the country/world by cursing them!
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    Sunday, June 28, 2009,
    ♥ I detest SCHOOL.
    I seriously think Ngee Ann Poly should not be reopening school NOW because there are quite a few H1N1 cases reported in Maju Camp.

    And Maju Camp is right beside beside us. I'm in danger when I take public transport to school since the Maju Camp ppl may also be taking the same bus which also alights @ Maju Camp!!!!

    Die. I need to sit on the bus for like an hour plus... Sometimes even 2hours. How can I resist touching my nose, eyes, mouth, ears when I'm on the bus?!?!??! CANNOT!! I need to touch myself!!!! Please don't take it the wrong way cos I can't do anything WEIRD on bus okay.

    I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS THE MOMENT I REACH SCHOOL, EVEN IF I'M LATE. Lol.

    *PRAYS THAT I WILL NOT GET H1N1*


    Sigh... here's a sexy beast to lighten the atmosphere:


    And I can't believe I dreamt of Nichkhun last night. But his name was Vincent in my dream. And he was my cousin's friend. LOL. What else....? I can't really remember.



    Yes, this cute guy who surprisingly isn't my favourite of 2pm. But he's really good-looking. I cannot lie. HE IS GOOD-LOOKING. Handsome, pretty, cute, I think he has it all in that ONE face.

    And everything he does looks cute to me, I don't know why.
    Maybe cos his Korean isn't fantastic and he sounds a bit clumsy just like Jay (but Jay has better pronunciation). Well, that's cute.


    And he's looking like dancesports kind of dancer in this outfit (middle guy). Chansung and Taec (2 guys on the extreme right) are looking hotter than before. Esp Chansung. I knew long hair ruins ANY guy's image.

    I KNEW IT.

    Byebye! sigh. Tell you, I haven't done ANY THING for schoolwork. nothing. NOTHING!!!

    I'M GONNA DIE OF EXHAUSTION WHEN SCHOOL REOPENS AND MAY GROW LOTS OF PIMPLES AND WHITE HAIR AND LOOK EVEN PALER THAN BEFORE.

    See you guys in heaven.

    PS: Can't believe that I am liking a song from Boys Over Flowers. I always thought people who like songs from such shows are losers. Turns out, I'm one too. :( But its really nice! HowL - Love You. GO SEARCH!
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    Saturday, June 27, 2009,
    ♥ Xlider

    XLIDER!

    CK got this new toy a few days ago and I went downstairs to try it out with him.

    SUPER TOUGH. Up till now, I still can't ride it beyond an arm's length. It is difficult to even get on it and stand up, while balancing. You will just fall in a direction.

    There are 2 wheels under each board. And its like just step on! So you will fall off very easily! And the trick to it is to twist in a snake like motion which is really WEIRD and awkward. But the people on youtube do it so well!! They make it seem so easy!!

    Plus, I totally CMI without the orange strap (beginners' strap). Under my lectures & mockeries, CK managed to skate clumsily without the strap already! HE just gotta master the moonwalk which is to move the feet front and back to gain speed. Yes, I taught him VERBALLY and MOCKED @ his falls, circling arms and awkward hand motions.

    I told him "I'm just like those soccer coach who does nothing except talk. The only difference is I'm young and they're old."


    But its a really cool thing!

    Thats how its supposed to look like without the strap provided that I can master it! LOL!

    PS: Bet the guy in the photo fell thousands of times while learning this. Just look @ the wound on his left knee! Either that or he forgot to wash his left knee for a year.

    Warning: Playing this makes your legs go jelly. I'm not kidding.
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    Friday, June 26, 2009,
    ♥ MJ
    No way.. Michael Jackson is dead.
    omg.

    WHO THE HELL ACCUSED HIM OF CHILD MOLESTATION AND BLABLABLA CHARGES LAH!!!!

    MADE HIM WASTE SO MANY YEARS AND NOW AS HE'S PREPARING FOR HIS COMEBACK TOUR CONCERT, HE WAS JUST SUDDENLY GONE FOREVER!!!

    Ugh. Damn it. He's only 50!!!!

    Rain must be super sad that his idol had to die on his birthday of all days...
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    Wednesday, June 24, 2009,
    ♥ Ferrero Rondnoir



    This is officially my favourite chocolate now cos it doesn't have those extra nuts. And tastes AMAZING.

    Dark chocolate is healthier than milk chocolate. YAY!
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    Tuesday, June 23, 2009,
    ♥ Chionging

    Chiong!!!!!

    No, not chiong homework. Is chiong shows. LOL. I spent only less than 1.5 days and finished watching this TVB show called Rosy Business (25 episodes!). I didn't know how to read the Chinese title until I went to Wikipedia. LOL. Too cheem man.

    I love Wayne Lai's acting and Sheren Tang is a very good actress as well. Thats why I was willing to try it when Lynn told me to watch. Somemore don't need to download.

    And now Lynn, CK sees me calls me 'Chai Gau 哥'. Wth. I'm FEMALE okay.
    So I called Lynn 'Bit Man' (not in picture), the evil eldest son who was killed in a fire that he set himself. Really damn retarded or sometimes I call her 'Da Nai Nai' (the one with hair covered half of her forehead, extreme left), the mother of Bit Man, who is the mastermind of the evil plots.

    And Lynn loves to say 'Sei Nai Nai', the Sheren Tang's 'name' in the show. Everyone calls her that.
    And Sheren Tang's hairstyle is really weird. Whats with the three lumps of thing in front? =.= Okay, I see wrongly. Is 3 lumps plus 1 lump overlapping the 3. XD

    Pretty good show, I'll recommend to ppl who loves TVB dramas. XD Although I didn't like the fact that some transitions were TOO SUDDEN and some things were not answered VERy properly.

    Here's the funny video of the day:




    My boys practicing their dance and eventually going crazy as they progress into the song. LOL.
    Esp my Jay. =.= But he's so adorable. I think only girls who like guys will find this funny. If you're a guy, then this video is not suitable for your viewing cos you may turn GREEN.

    And knn. Whats with the vote for extended holidays loh. In the end the holiday is GIVE THOSE WHO WENT TO AFFECTED COUNTRIES. NOT US!!!! FUCK IT!!!!

    I'm also in danger now bcos someone in Estel's school is a suspected case and Lynn is currently having flu and sore throat! GOSSSSSH.
    DO NOT BLAME ME IF I SPREAD THE VIRUS TO YOU ALL BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT ORDERED.

    I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL! =p

    Lastly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR MELLA!!! Cannot anyhow ah!!! XD
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    Saturday, June 20, 2009,
    ♥ I hate you MV
    Sorry, my boys are too cute and funny for words.



    Just yesterday I watched another video of this BBT guy doing a warped video of himself. And now they're playing with it! Fate or what?!
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    ,
    ♥ 3.40am
    My eyes are rotting.
    My bones are stiff.

    I'm too lazy, even to the extent of lying down and using laptop the whole day/watching videos ON MY BED. I practically never leave me bed except for shower or mealtime or my 9pm show.

    Well, @ least I walked Oreo today. It was TOUGH JOB MAN.

    Do not be surprised if you see Elix with thick-lenses specs in future. She deserves it.

    But no, I really don't want it.
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    Thursday, June 18, 2009,
    ♥ Tuts my barreh
    Touch my body.

    No, not asking you to touch my body.

    Please take some time to listen to Mariah Carey's Touch My Body before you start watching the funny video below.

    Here's Mariah Carey's song with lyrics if you do not have that song or are lazy to search for it:




    Alternatively, if you have listened to it a trillion times and you are so sick of the song just like how I'm sick of the national anthem, here are the lyrics to refresh your memory:

    MC, you're the place to be
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

    I know that you've been waiting for it
    I'm waiting too
    In my imagination I'd be all up on you
    I know you got that fever for me
    Hundred and two
    And boy I know I feel the same
    My temperature's through the roof

    [Chorus:]
    If there's a camera up in here
    Then it's gonna leave with me
    When I do (I do)
    If there's a camera up in here
    Then I'd best not catch this flick
    On YouTube (YouTube)
    'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
    About this secret rendezvous
    I will hunt you down
    'Cause they be all up in my bidness
    Like a Wendy Interview
    But this is private
    Between you and I

    Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more
    Touch my body
    Throw me on the bed
    I just wanna make you feel
    Like you never did.
    Touch my body
    Let me wrap my thighs
    All around your waist
    Just a little taste
    Touch my body
    Know you love my curves
    Come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body.

    Boy you can put me on you
    Like a brand new white tee
    I'll hug your body tighter
    Than my favorite jeans
    I want you to caress me
    Like a tropical breeze
    And float away with you
    In the Caribbean Sea

    [Chorus]
    Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more
    Touch my body
    Throw me on the bed
    I just wanna make you feel
    Like you never did.
    Touch my body
    Let me wrap my thighs
    All around your waist
    Just a little taste
    Touch my body
    Know you love my curves
    Come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body.

    I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear
    You won't wanna go nowhere
    In the lap of luxury
    Baby just turn to me
    You won't want for nothing boy
    I will give you plenty
    Touch my body

    Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more
    Touch my body
    Throw me on the bed
    I just wanna make you feel
    Like you never did.
    Touch my body
    Let me wrap my thighs
    All around your waist
    Just a little taste
    Touch my body
    Know you love my curves
    Come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body.

    Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
    Oh yeah oh yeah
    Oh oh oh oh yeah
    Touch my body...


    And finally, presenting to you, Mr. Tuts My Barreh:



    PS: This guy is Korean and not a celebrity. And you should be able to tell from his dedication throughout the song that he is definitely NOT trying to be funny. He was actually singing the exact lyrics that Mariah Carey was singing... just differently...

    I salute the person who thought of the subtitles and added them in. THIS IS CREATIVITY. Lmao.

    My personal favourite parts:
    the Gong Li part.
    then it's asbestos flaygon you too you too part
    the tropical priest part
    the water dessert part
    rape me in my thighs part
    the plankton part
    Throw me on the bay -- nothing wrong with the lyrics but I just find the way he sang it FUNNY
    Know you love my cock part

    Yada yada.

    And

    TUTS MY BARREH!!!
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    ♥ Vogue Girl Shoot (JAY!)

    Tell me that he's hot.
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    Mrs Park
    Lazy x 2356
    Shallow x 233521
    Greedy x 4525
    Dominant x 346724
    Stubborn x 1246432

    Shutup if you've nth positive to say,

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